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oh great vibe master, may i request your thoughts on what would happen if toppdogg and bangtan were stuck on a deserted island together??

j-holy:

So Bangtan is stranded on this remote tropical island and it’s all Taehyung’s fault. “Basically,” second youngest and resident alien explains, “I shouldn’t have shared that sandwich with the man on the bus and then the witch in the woods wouldn’t have sent us here just like the fortune teller said.”

Rapmon says, “Okay none of that made any sense and the ‘Taehyung can’t talk rule’ starts right now.”

The first thing Min Yoongi does is declare himself king of the island and therefore they all must obey him and his group complies because he just falls asleep anyway. Jimin constructs him a makeshift crown out of twigs and leaves.

BTS assumes the island is deserted, as Jin stated amongst a plethora of other complaints. But how wrong they are! From amongst the trees, Topp Dogg members begin to trickle out from the branches like an army of ants. 

"Oh good," leader P-Goon says to leader Rapmon, "You guys can help us build shelter." A-Tom tackles his leader into the sand and yells, "P-Goon smells!" as bad dogg one and two, aka B-Joo and Hansol, chase the rapper away. Bangtan’s horse and TD’s camel race around the shores while Jin and Kidoh try to silently slip into the jungle. 

"Where ya two going?" Rapmon calls out. "To do boyfriend stuff gosh!" Jin yells back.

Jiwon lies comfortably on the beach, his tattoos glistening in the sun. Yoongi finds a basketball along the beach because ball is life and makes a hoop made from Jenissi sitting on Jungkook’s shoulders. He shoots the ball and at the last second Jenissi puts down his arms so the hoop disappears and he smacks the ball away while laughing, “Ha you missed!”

"Banish him," Yoongi yells, "Banish him!" Jimin lies down King Yoongi for another nap. Seogoong is smiling as he harvests coconuts with Taehyung and he asks, "Did the fortune teller also tell you this was going to happen?" Taehyung cartwheels.

Thankfully, Topp Dogg is like the universe, endlessly and infinitely expanding. More and more Topp Dogg members appear on the island until they have enough to spell out SOS and get help from passerby birds which alert the humans that a massive boy band is stranded on an island. And home they return. 

- AMAZING




duizhang-can-fly:

theoneshots:

The green one is Kris and the security is SM. The yellow guy is Hangeng. 

I’ve reblogged this right after Kris left, now that he’s in a movie with Hangeng it’s even funnier.

- uh remember when in the morning of the krisis i made my first ever (also most successful???) gifset and got ppl upset by it - but it ended up being how things went




fruitmilk:

when your playlist goes from rain to cypher pt.3 

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a fan about ravi..."i’m not dirty!!!! ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ"

- sure ur not




Pyo knows what he’s doing

- as always - bby




- you two stop it NOW




Yongguk fails at aegyo and embarrasses himself [x].





















archiemcphee:

Hooray! It’s time once again to visit the Duck Fashion Show, where haute couture meets sassy waterfowl models. For the past 30 years Australian farmer Brian Harrington has been dressing up and showing off his Famous Ducks at the Fashionable Ducks Show, held during Sydney’s annual Royal Easter Show. Harrington works with a professional dressmaker who individually styles each duck in an impressively elaborate costume. The outfits range from day and evening wear, in both modern and period styles, to fancy bridal wear. Each year the beautifully dressed-up ducks waddle parade along a duck-sized runway before an enthusiastic crowd that numbers in the hundreds.

Visit Brian Harrington’s website to learn more about his fabulous Famous Ducks.

[via Design Taxi]

- rix i cant believe you tagged me in this - THANK YOU SO MUCH - DUCKS - WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH








exostential-krisis:

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Excuse me sir you cannot be standing here like that looking so hot you will cause a disturbance and I will lose my job

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Omg I’m so sorry sir I won’t do it again I promise ok

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Bitch





partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far